After hearing that the Metro service would close at 11am on Thursday, I took the liberty of cancelling all of my classes. I realized that none of my professors would come to campus if the buses and subway was closed. Thus, I went straight to the liquor store for some hurricane essentials. Laurie and I ended up with banana liquer, beer, pineapple juice, vodka, fuzzy navel mix, melon liquer, and sweet and sour mix. We figured that would be enough to last us the night.
The "party" started slowly since it was thrown together at the last minute. For example, the highlight of the first thirty minutes was Ben showing his cool phone trick and me trying to copy it.
Finally thing started to pick up as Eric announced his presence. How did he announce his presence? In the words of Bill Walton, "With authority!"
Of course, Meredith's arrival led to some interesting happenings. In this picture she had just tried to take Eric's pants off, but had failed. We're still not really sure why she thought a pants-less Eric would be interesting. Maybe it's because she's been here a little too often.
No party really is complete until Andy completely withdrawals and gets sucked into a magazine. I'm not sure if he's reading about Jenny McCarthy or the 50 Worst TV Characters of All Time. Either way, he was oblivious to his surroundings for the most part.
Friday night, many of us travelled out to Alexandria to attend Dozer's party in honor of the opening of his apartment. Apparently, no one pointed out to he, BChan and Evan that they had been living in their apartment since May. Who's going to let a minor detail like that stop them from a party?
Nick was an excellent greeter making everyone feel at home upon their arrival.
Ben, on the other hand decided to shoot everyone. I was very wet as soon as I walked in the door.
Nick and Ben also got together.
Andy, of course, continued to distance himself from all the action and withdraw from the party. It really is funny that so much happens around him without him getting involved at all.
The combination of Eric and Ben did not lead to a picture nearly as disturbing as the picture of Ben and Nick.
Eric played a little broom-guitar, and then decided to take his pants off.
His night reached its climax as he began eating nacho cheese off of the floor.
Rian also travelled out to Alexandria and had a great time.
Rian played a fierce game of pool against Eric and me, and was fortunate to win on a technicality.
Liz and Paris were having a good time until they split up.
Once they were on their own, it was a tale of two people as Paris was stuck with me while Liz got to satisfy her inner desires.
Finally, Ben filled a condom with water and began throwing it around in order to annoy people. When the condom hit me, I placed it in Evan's pants which angered him for some reason (I have no idea why). Evan then broke the condom above me causing it to "shoot its load" on my shirt.